DESCRIPTION OF SERVICES

 What kind of funny material can I create for you?  I’ll bet I’ve done it before…because my experience includes writing:
 ….For dozens and dozens of standups, from the biggest names in the business, to beginners, and at every talent level in between.  Topical and observational material is my specialty, whether you suggest the topics or I do.
 …”Roasts” of all kinds…from retirement parties, to pre-nuptial dinners, to 50th anniversary celebrations. Always in good taste, always customized, and always a hit.
 …Scripts for ventriloquists.
 …”Funnying up” speeches for professional or amateur speakers; adding humor to sales presentations, or presentations of any kind.
 …Writing humorous copy for ad agencies, including funny radio commercials.
 …Sketches and monologues.
 …”Ghosting” humor in your name.  I helped one of the best-known members of the National Speakers Association add humor to his book.
 …If it’s not listed here, contact me anyway.  We’ll work it out.

 I work well under tight deadlines (6 years writing for Bob Hope is proof of that claim).  In short, I’m funny, fast and affordable.  Please contact me for more information.