CLIENT TESTIMONIALS

Bob Hope -- "Thanks, John, for all the punchlines."

"John, keep on being funny!" -- Joan Rivers

"Everyone says, 'Great new material, Rosie!' Thanks...send more!" (Roseanne Barr-Arnold.)

"The lines you wrote for my speech were great. It took a ho-hum presentation and made it extra-special. Many thanks!" (Speaker-magician Trixie Bond).

"Thanks, John. Fantastic! Again!! Your material (rehearsed to death) was wonderful." (16-year client Dr. Cynthia Shelby Lane, standup, professional speaker, radio show hostess, and winner of the 2001 "Pitch Me" contest, sponsored by the National Association of Television Programming Executives [I worked with her on the "pitch."])

"The material is GREAT! Thank you for all your help and your professionalism....I look forward to working with you again." (Sharan Lehman, standup).

"I have not had a show in the past 25 years where I have not used some material written exclusively for me by John McBride. If I had been able to pay him what he is really worth, we we would both be millionaires. Seriously, if I ever get a talk show, McBride will be my head writer." (Comedian-ventriloquist Mark Merchant).

Dave Brethauer, Standup -- "I was laughing, just reading your e-mail -- let alone the actual material!! Your check is in tomorrow's mail!"

"John, you are a godsend in my life. I can't thank you enough for delivering some wonderful writing, designed for my audience. I really appreciate your 18 bits, with some wonderful ones..." (Zoe Conner, standup).

"John has an awesome sense of humor...he's totally professional and great to work with. He is very fast on the turnaround and a very funny man. John takes time to get to know you and your style, then writes really crafty jokes. He is a rare talent...hire him, you won't regret it." (Comedian-impressionist Heath Bleecher).

You're looking for a comedy writer who can consistently deliver funny material, tailored to YOUR needs, and YOUR style. That's what I've been doing for over 30 years, for these and countless other clients. I can do the same for you. Contact me today, and let's get started.